Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
