Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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