He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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