She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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