You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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