just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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