i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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