if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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