i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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