that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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