Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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