sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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