Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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