my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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