please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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