margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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