No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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