Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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