she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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