i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
