But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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