New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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