Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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