Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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