Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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