How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
These tits shall not be calmed
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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