Me too!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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