The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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