You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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