Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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