I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
