I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
