Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
wow bdsm is so cute
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