ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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