Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
What happened to fro yo and sex?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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