Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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