I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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