I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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