she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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