great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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