windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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