if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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