this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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