Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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