I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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