Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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