At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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