Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Randomize
