So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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