how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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